Please get lost in the jungle

The only good thing about Brian Paddick signing up to appear in the upcoming series of I'm a celebrity get me out of here is that it should put a permanent end to his political career.

His candidacy for Mayor of London under the Lib-Dem banner did untold damage to that party's future electoral prospects at a time when Britain desperately needs a strong third party to counter the conservatism of Labour and the Tories.

The new series will likely have two things in common with the mayoral election campaign:  Paddick will lose badly and in the process will piss everybody off, including most of his putative supporters.

Apart from having to endure the slimy Ant and Dec, the new series should make entertaining viewing though, peppered as it is with the usual mix of ego-driven attention seekers, and ex-soap and pop stars trying to revive their flagging careers.

Ester Rantzen really should have been put out to grass long ago.  And quite what Martina Navratilova is doing there I don't know - surely she doesn't need the money.